deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

if my girlfriend ever gets her hair curled i’ll probably cry every night for half a month

dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

image

what i miss: katy with shannon
what i’m doubting: katy with rivka

darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

trillista:

Chanel Tennis Rack
killergoth:


take me here on our first date